Once upon a time, not so long ago… Al Gore created the internet. It was so cutting edge that some really smart entrepreneurs saw an opportunity to make a buck on this nifty contraption. So, they invented a bubble that lived on the “world wide web”. It wasn’t long before their invention popped because they couldn’t find enough people that understood how to make their bubble grow bigger.
After that, people got smarter and America got Online. Email, chat rooms, and a/s/l was born! All the while, those entrepreneurs were educating people and showing them how to play Frogger, how to scan pictures, and how to bookmark their favorite porn sites. People were EXCITED!
Then one day, the lines went dark and busy tones were heard round the world. That freaked everyone out, so America left Online and got their own.
The entrepreneurs had been busy though! Friendster was born, the very first social networking site. It put all those things like email, bookmarks, pictures, and profiles in one place! But, Friendster got old and had kids. It birthed MySpace, a retarded cousin of the college educated Facebook.
It wasn’t long before California made smoking illegal and a part-time student, part-time worker had to use facebook to fill their 15 minute breaks. When their employer caught them, they asked what this was all about? Their employer, The Man, used chinese water torture to get all the secrets about Facebook.
The next day, The Man made a Facebook profile. He disguised it using his beautiful wife’s picture, but all he ever talked about was their business. When his wife found out, she was mad! She said, naturally, you should talk to other people and ask how they are too!
So, he did. Two weeks later he was a billionaire. And, THAT’s how Social Media Marketing was born!
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